hipster pizza?

Yesterday the blog Mission Mission posted photo of a pizza being rolled out with a bottle of wine and termed it "hipster pizza".

 Credit to soccerkarate

For lack of a rolling pin ''hipsters" resort to using wine and liquor bottles to roll out their pizza dough. 
A few other thoughts.. why not use a full can of PBR? Or your shiny, steel Klean Kanteen.  The bicycle handlebars that have been sitting around your apartment for ages...